Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 July 2010

Random Fact #6

I hate it when people use pet names for their "soulmate" on FB and what not.

I mean come on, really? Like seriously? "Hunny take care! I wuv you too Bunny! My wittle Hubby! Munchkin! Sweetie poopie! My bitch!" *rolls eyes* They're pet names. Special little names you give to your special someone. Its not special if you (and every other couple) out there start plastering what you call your man/woman on my news feed. I honestly don't want to know what name you call each other during sex. I know you guys are dating. Its already there in your stupid status which is available also in my news feed every time you update it. What I don't need is for you to flaunt unnecessary virtual PDA. It's gross enough that I have to physically tolerate it in reality. And its downright embarrassing when you do break up later on and then have it written down in the memories of your 700+ "friends" list that you've been calling said girlfriend "snookums" and later on calling them whores when they break up with you. Geez.


Thursday, 29 July 2010

Shhhh #1

I spring clean my FB the minute my "friends" list reach 300. Cos I swear to God that don't have that many friends (whom I want to stay in contact with anyway). If I did, I wouldn't own a blog or be on FB. I'd be OUTSIDE hanging with all my many different friends.



Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Ironic Fact of the Day #1


I just found out that this author who writes really really and I mean reeeaaalllly good hetero romance fanfic is gay T__T

Oh the irony.



Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Random Thoughts #4

Currently listening to: 2NE1's "I Don't Care" and 1TYM's "1TYM"

Currently reading
: Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami...Well, I've been trying to read it since early this year...but after a page my head hurts. I'm an imaginative person and the man writes for the sole purpose of drawing pictures in my head. So I lose focus after a while and start to daydream and then I have to reread parts...then I lose focus again. Haish.

Current thoughts
:

1. I slipped and fell down the stairs yesterday, hard and hurt my back. Mum panicked cos I've got numerous back injuries from before. I swear I don't even know what real pain feels like anymore. Yes my back hurts. But then again it always hurts....so I give up. Whatever. Pain is more like annoyance than anything else. The only cool thing to come out of this is I'm gonna get a really wicked bruise later on. Maybe I'll take pics and show them off later Xp

2. Is it just me or does Utada Hikaru dumb down her song writing capabilities and the lyrical content of her songs the minute she writes her English singles?

3. Shall I buy makeup or CDs?

4. I've got a job interview this Friday. Why do I feel like I might fuck that up?

5. I've also gotten myself an apartment which I haven't moved in yet. I'll be sharing it with a friend. Now we're looking for more mates to stay there to help with the rent. Apparently though the toilet doesn't work til this weekend when the contractor comes in to fix it...

6. I got hit on by a guy in the elevator when I went to check out the apartment. Not bad looking. I might actually start to like living there.

7. I also found out there's a couple of Japanese and Koreans living there. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

8. I've been blogging illegally (it's 2.43 am right now and everyone's asleep) cos I'm supposed to be on bed rest til they cut the meds outta my system. Man, I love painkillers.

9. Someone needs to give me pot. I heard its a more organic approach to say.......panadol.

10. Someone needs to write some really good CL/Teddy fic or a GD/CL fic. I'll even pay the person to write that.

11. As you can see I'm just majorly bored outta my effing mind ^^




Monday, 6 July 2009

Random Fact #5

There is no such thing as a heterosexual romance fanfic in the Big Bang fandom.

Believe me, I've tried looking. Everything is yaoi.

I would be grateful to anyone who could prove me wrong and show me where all the het fics are. I am partial towards 2NE1+Big Bang+YG Fam.

Thank you very much and have a great day.

Madness Ensues

Ha ha Yaoi

Ha ha Fanfic

Ha ha Big Bang

Ha ha the whole YG Family

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ha....Ha...... T_T

*thuds*

Fuck.

I need to get myself a job. I cannot believe I've been reduced to this.

Friday, 20 March 2009

Random Thoughts #5

Some random question that have been bugging me lately...

1# Is it just me or is Yesung channeling Jaejoong (what with the hairstyle and low cut V-necks) for the promotion of their Sorry Sorry single?

2# Why do some lecturers still want to teach eventhough they've reached 70+ yrs old? Did they not save up for their retirement plans? Have they been around the world already? Have they seen it all? Do they really really like teaching a bunch of unruly students day in and day out? I mean, if I was a teacher and I saw moi as a student...I'd run. Hide. Bomb the whole school...

3# Why am I even listening to the Sorry Sorry song?

4# Did anyone else realise that they're actually saying Shori Shori??

5# Why is it that I'm not ridiculing the band?

6# Am I that prejudiced and biased to all things Korean and Japanese??

7# Or am I that superficial cos I think that they're cute?

8# But there are bands which I think have insanely cute members (e.g. SS501) which I don't like...

9# Why did I volunteer for a Uni activity on the day that Korn is performing 20 minutes away from where I'm staying right now??

#10 Am I growing up and being somewhat responsible? *shudders*

#11 Wait, I don't think I've become that responsible. I still haven't bothered doing my resume. Which now begs the question as to why are ppl already applying for chambering positions 4 months early?

#12 How am I going to pay back my student loans when I have no income?

#13 Why did they ask for payment when I still haven't finished school yet?

# 14 Why aren't the ppl that grant these loans not organized? I sent the letter requesting for late payment of my loans ages ago cos I decided to continue studying...

#15 Did they not receive it?

#16 Do they want me to quit? Oooooooooooh. I think I've found a good reason to quit law school!

#17 I wonder if my parents are willing to pay back my loan if......hmmmmmm, not likely.

#17 Is the devil looking for a victim willing to sell their soul now for a little bit of paradise here on earth?

#18 I wonder how long it will take for me to afford the hot as hell house in Mount Kiara that I saw when I went out with Emy the other day?

#19 Is it Mount Kiara or Mont Kiara? If its Mont Kiara, what does Mont mean??

#20 I wonder where I'm going after school ends...Vietnam to see Halong Bay? Shanghai? Cambodia to see Angkor Wat and possibly adopt a kid ala Angelina Jolie or hope that she's there too and adopts me instead?


#21 Why is it that the more I watch Super Junior perform their single "Why I Like You", the more I feel the urge to tie at least 6 of them to my bed?

#22 Where am I going to put TOP, GD, Taeyang, Lei and Rukawa who are already permanent fixtures in my fictional and imaginary King size bed?

#23 I wonder how may people can actually fit in a King size bed?

#23 Were kings really that huge til they had to have a bed that big?


Friday, 30 January 2009

Random Fact(s) #4

Soo I'm bored outta my mind right now. Bleh. Anyhoo, here are just some random facts about moi again (Yes, I know I'm narcissistic but I assume anybody who writes a personal blog for no good cause or money is though).

So here are My Top 3 whatevers ^^ (although none of them are in any particular order)


Top 3 things that made me happy:

Hmmm, I'm gonna repharase this to top 3 things that made me happy this month instead.

1. Seeing the weird guy painted in white with a red bob cut wig and figurines on top of his head while wearing a wedding dress backwards at the Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre (KLPAC) Open Day a couple of weeks ago.

2. When I bought THE perfect black dress yesterday which was on sale i.e. dirt cheap! I kid you not. Buying things which I want with a price tag that won't make me feel guilty makes me immensely happy. Its a different feeling than when you buy clothes that are just a reduced amount i.e. from RM 500 to RM 250 but still super expensive for someone who doesn't earn any income. I usually just feel guilty, stupid and cheated after I buy it unless its something I've been keeping my eye on and I've been waiting for the price to go down. Its a whole different story if it was my parents paying for it and they gave it to me as a gift or something. They work (hard) and therefore have the extra money to spend. I empahsize the word "extra" here cos there is no way in hell would they spend that much money on a piece of cloth for me unless they had extra cash coming in from somewhere other than their normal paychecks.

3. I found a store that sells Big Bang stuff right here in KL!! Hell yeah!! Looks like I'm gonna have to starve (and in the process loose weight...hopefully) for the next couple of months to buy me those DVDs >_< I swear Japanese and Korean CDs and DVDs are the most expensive things ever!


Top 3 things that MAKE me happy every.single.freaking.time:

1. Sparkly jewels. I'm not talking about jewellery like bracelets, necklaces or rings but the stones themselves i.e. diamonds, rubies (my favourite), sapphires, emeralds etc. Bring me to a jewellery shop and let me ogle at all the sparkly jewels and I'll be content.

2. New music.

3. Super fast internet.


Top 3 CDs:

At the moment its,

1. Taeyang's Hot mini album.

2. Paramore's Riot

3. Garbage's Absolute Garbage.


Top 3 places/cities/countries I've ever visited and why:

1. Tokyo cos its got lots of weird people, weird shops, weird clothes, weird buildings, weird everything!

2. Prague. Beautiful. Enough said.

3. Every island I've ever been in Malaysia. Ditto on the above answer.


Top 3 things that piss me off the most:

1. Unbehaved children in public. Where are the parents and what are they doing? Seriously, I sometimes wonder whether these people are raring animals or raising children.

2. Waking up in the mornings. I wake up bad tempered. All the time. Everytime. If I smile in the morning, it means I either had a wicked dream or I'm faking it.

3. No internet.


Top 3 things that I want right now:

1. A neck brace.

2. A new (cheap) black cardigan.

3. The Big Bang concert DVDs

or alternatively

1. TOP tied to my bed

2. GDragon to take me out shopping and then he can also join TOP on my bed. But not necessarily with each other in the gay sense of the word.

3. Taeyang there. Here. Anywhere.

4. Apparently a bigger bed now.


Top 3 5 things that attract me to a person (guys and girls):

1. Wit and sarcasm.

2. Looks and demenour (although I get over it pretty quickly if they don't have a personality I like).

3. Confidence (in the appropriate time and place) and street smart (they've got to go hand in hand). Not book smart. I don't give a fuck if you can memorize the fucking encyclopedia and dictionary plus you read the Times. Its how you use what you learn and then apply it in real life which will make me sit up and take notice. Huge difference between those two and arrogance or just plain showing off.

4. I'm on a roll here. Screw the Top 3. I'm attracted to people that have limits and boundaries. They can test their limits but never go beyond it. Don't ask me why. I just like a person who can say "No. I won't do this or I can't do this because I'm not allowed to/its just wrong/its irresponsible." Its different from someone who says they can't do something cos they're too selfish or they're fucking lazy to do it or someone who has no imagination to get something done or achieve their goals.

5. Good table manners.


Top 3 things I regret:

1. I didn't save a cent of my college loan but spent it buying useless things I didn't even need when I could have invested it or saved a quarter of it (and more actually), add it to my savings account and watch it multiply at the end of the year. At least, if I needed extra money, I have it and also I could have used it to pay back the loan instead of relying fully on my (as yet to get) paycheck. I am such a glutton. Why is it that we always brush off what our parents or teachers used to say to us when we were kids till it's too late? I had one that always used to remind the students by saying "bersyukurlah dengan apa yang kita ada, jangan membazir dan janganlah jadi tamak haloba" (translation: appreciate what you have, don't be wasteful and greedy) while my parents keep on telling me to save and live within my means i.e. don't overspend when you know you can't afford it in the first place because they're not gonna be there forever to bail me out when I need help.

2. That I used my hormones and stress (PMS etc.) during my late teens til now as an excuse to laze, be moody and eat to such an extent that it has become a habit (which I'm having trouble shaking off now *sigh*).

3. That I didn't bother to try hard enough in school or university.

*le sigh*



Friday, 23 January 2009

What holiday?


My holidays will officially start in 3 hours time.


I should be happy.

But...

I'm probably gonna spend the time reading cases and doing assignments to be presented or handed in the minute I come back to school.

Do the lecturers not UNDERSTAND what HOLIDAYS mean??!!


Tuesday, 20 January 2009

New Discovery #3!


Oranges, once you peel them, become crispy on the outside while soft and juicy on the inside.......after leaving them in an air-conditioned room for half an hour.


P.S. I phoned my ISP today and it seems that I will be having disruptions with my internet til the 29th of this month...*breathe Intan breeeaaathe*



Wednesday, 14 January 2009

My Last Will and Testament

In the event that I die from this stupid incurable cold that I've been having for the past two weeks where I've felt like my lungs will collapse from the amount of coughing I've been doing, I hereby bequeath:

1. My laptop and hardrives to the first friend of mine who can find it and quickly take it away from where ever it was being kept. The friend who takes it, can keep its contents or reformat it. It doesn't matter as long as the contents of my laptop and hardrive remain a secret to the world. It should never be published to the public either for profit or for the fact that you want to ruin my image forever entertainment purposes. Only the person who takes it may indulge in its contents. Basically, as long as my parents or any of my relatives don't see what I have inside my laptop/hardrive, I'm totally cool with whatever you do with it.

2. To my bestfriend Amirah, you may have each article of clothing I own (Even my lingerie collection which I hope you can try and get ideas from so that one day you may also own a lingerie collection as wicked as mine. Do not wear them cos that would be...weird and gross and do not be scared of thongs, lace, leather, see-through materials and the colour black and red my dear friend) You may also have my CD/DVD collection cos I know you'll take good care of them eventhough you probably won't listen to any of them.

3. My bestfriend should also have all those little trinkets I have in my room which we couldn't throw out the last time you came to help me clear my room (It takes a minimum of 2 people to clear my room) and also all the things inside my "memories box" and random notebooks/diaries I have. Tell anyone its contents and I will come back from the dead and haunt the heck out of you.

3. To my brother, all my collection of paintings and books cos I know you secretly like them and also my Dir en Grey and Gackt albums cos Amirah will probably hide those in some dark corner somewhere cos she hates loud violent rock music. You may also have any CDs or DVDs which she might not want and you want eventhough I think you suck at maintaining your CD and DVD collection well.

4. All the money I have will also go to my brother because of the fact that the amount of money it takes for you to become a doctor could probably support some poor sick child in some African nation for life. Use that money wisely i.e. to pay off your scholarship in case you flunk school or you quit to pursue your dream of...wait, you've always wanted to be a doctor right? Geez. How the heck did I end up with such a nerdy brother? The caveat in this is that Mum and Dad has to approve whatever it is you want to spend the money on. If you don't spend the money (which I have saved up for the past 22 years) wisely, I swear, I'll turn into a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life and you will thus end up in some psycho loony bin somewhere eating bamboo shoots cos I made you think that you were a Panda.

4. To anyone willing, please burn my law books in a huge bonfire in front of my law faculty preferably at a time when most of the lecturers can see it occurring. Then, catch it on camera and post it in Youtube under the caption "REVENGE".

5. Shit. Is that all the possessions I have?

Note: This is meant to be a joke...unless I really do end up dead due to this stupid cold.

Sunday, 4 January 2009

Random Fact #3

My random fact this time is...I have whacked friends. I kid you not. Like literally talking to some of them makes me feel like I've lost 3/4 of my brain cells. You don't believe me? Well, here's a conversation I had with a friend of mine a couple of nights ago...

Disclaimer: I don't condone the use of drugs. I heard they're bad for you.

Friend: Hey
Me: Hi
Friend: Where r u
Me: *********************.
Me: Why? Did you want to invite me over for a ******?
Friend: yes
Friend: its awesome....
Friend: lol.......
Friend: i c beautiful colourss
Me: lol!
Me: go away. u sound too retarded for me to talk to rite now. lol!
Friend: wht
Friend: im fineee
Friend: im no longer high
Friend: but still good shittt
Friend: dude have u ever wondered wht will happen if a bat and a panda ever have kids together
Friend: man tht will b the shit
Friend: flying fucking panda
Me: u being not high sounds a lot like u being high
Friend: tht sux on blood
Friend: lol
Friend: i swear
Friend: im not u fool
Me: tht is one of the most retarded shit i have ever heard
Friend: haha fuck off
Friend: it could happen
Me: yeah....uhuh....now how the hell cud a panda and bat even go about breeding
with each other?
Friend: well science experiment.. it might happen
Friend: effin hell
Me: do u really think the world needs a giant panda that flies and also sux blood?
Friend: maybe it already has happen
Friend: maybe they keep it somewhere in Russia or something
Friend: no one ever knows wht happens in those areas
Me: lol!
Me: u really
Me: shudnt think
Me: at all

My friends are what makes my life interesting. I swear I'll probably die of boredom without some of them sometimes Xp


Tuesday, 28 October 2008

New Discovery #2!

I found out during this week that coffee makes me pee

.......a lot.


Thank you and have a great day! XP